This week our bickering and bantering is at a sweet spot. We basically argue just enough to make things extra fun.
Topics we touch on: the idea of collective consciousness, fit moms gone a little crazy, yay or nay on spanking. We also disagree over whether kidnapping is a thing anymore, and give a glimpse into what it’s like to be the broadcaster announcing an amber alert. Then, near the end, we shed a little light on the tricky sex life of bed-sharing parents.
There are flies in the house, and Johnny can’t stop noticing them. A hunt ensues, and together we bond over our outrage for the sheer audacity of flies. Johnny shares about his recent social anxiety and we deconstruct where it could be coming from.
And we celebrate making friends with the neighbours in our quest to build a village.
Links to things we mention this episode: Neighbour/Chef Ryan Reed’s restaurant – Nomad
That great movie with a great psychopath – Get Out
This week we’re talking about the making of a documentary that has been consuming all of Johnny’s brain space lately, especially since it’s about a dear friend who passed away. We get into the doc-making process and give some behind the scenes insight into the feature length film that Carly thinks will win awards one day. Carly also shares her latest keto dessert discovery, and together we realize what no one ever talks about when discussing the possibility of life on other planets.
Deets on stuff we talked about in the podcast:
Carly’s Easy Keto Coconut Cream Dessert
1 can coconut milk, refrigerated at least overnight
1-2tsp sugar-free sweetener, or more to taste (we used Krisda Monk Fruit sweetener)
Handful of frozen blueberries
Handful of fresh strawberries
Scoop out the thickened coconut cream from the can, leaving the thinner, more watery liquid behind for use in a smoothie or something later. Beat the cream on high for three minutes or until thickened, adding the sweetener as you go. Divide the whipped coconut cream into two bowls and give each dish a healthy portion of berries on top. Eat right away or refrigerate until you’re ready to devour. Enjoy!
The podcast with the astronomer Johnny talked about
The vibe is, hmm, kinda low key this week as we solve last week’s mystery of the true meaning behind “that’s how the cookie crumbles”, we ponder man kegels and peeing the bed, dive into the ‘why’ behind Johnny’s love for Tim Heidecker and reveal Carly’s failsafe way to scare a fly out of your house.
We are back from a week in the wilderness and riding the good vibes with a stream of consciousness that starts with unpacking the Goldilocks tale and ends with a revelation about cocky roosters. Somewhere in between we pull out some trivia on the origin of everyday sayings, like where “a chip on your shoulder” historically began and why we we would ever beat around a bush.
We aren’t taking this week lying down — we’re only reclining slightly as we try a new way to get relaxed for the podcast. A game of Would You Rather makes Carly wonder whether she dislikes the game or just the player, we discuss the ethics of breastfeeding—like whether to look a mom in the eye while she breastfeeds and how long moms should breastfeed their kids for—and review a meal delivery service that was supposed to make life easy (and–spoiler–didn’t).
Mother’s Day is upon us, and for some strange reason our perspective on this has shifted over the past 15 months or so… (hmm, I wonder what changed? *cough*wehadababy*cough*)
We’re chatting about our new appreciation for our own moms, dissecting how well we divide the work between mom and dad in the household, and speculate on how prominent gender roles still are in the general modern household.
We share a song that Carly wrote for her own mom several Mother’s Days ago, and the story of how it gave her a profound experience on her first day of being a mom.
Also, Johnny talks about the social media move that got him in big trouble as Business Moose when he worked at Club Penguin, and we discuss the contradictions of our social media philosophies and practices.
Tensions are running high as Johnny is coming out of the busiest few weeks of his life and I can’t seem to say Infinity War right.
We recorded this podcast right after seeing Avengers: Infinity War, and I decided to try structuring the podcast a little more by postponing talking about the movie (with ZERO SPOILERS, btw) until later in the podcast. It evoked the rebel in Johnny, who wanted to talk about it right away.
Other topics include:
-being “that dad” from movies, the one who works too much (ie. Peter Banning in Hook)
-how directors become dicks
-finding a balance in parental roles when fitting into gender stereotypes
-Forest’s music video debut
-our new favourite comedian (see links below for trailer!)
-bad comedy crutches
-what NOT to do before seeing Avengers: Infinity War in theatres
-why plastic is so hard to kick
None! We totally nailed it this episode… unless I’m wrong.
Links mentioned this episode:
-James Acaster Netflix special trailer
This week we’re going from talking about what kind of Halloween candy the show Riverdale has become to pulling up random Proverbs on Google and applying them to our lives out of context, then arguing about what bible-thumping literally means.
We also introduce a Merriment drinking game, then talk about the developmental leaps that babies go through and swap confessions of accidentally losing our cool when our one year old son can’t sleep. (drink!!)